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Site updates. Site relocated at eccentric.wordpress.com

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Hello, I have a new subsite, which is http://rubiks-cube.blogspot.com . I won't update my tabulas anymore, please visit it if you have time. I have problems regarding the html/tabulas codings, it is very difficult to edit if you have a new template. And by far, the tabulas codings are one of the things that I really don't understand. hayy....  

I'll surely miss the smilies which I love... I'll miss my tabulas, but I won't delete my tabulas.

Domo arigato tabulas!!!

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Why men are happier

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're
talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch /fart is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoesare more than enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with
a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
moustache.

You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier...

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I just finished with our OBLICON quiz today, actually, there's a 50% chance of passing and 50% chance of failing (True/False). What a week! I assume that I failed on my accounting quiz, out of 46 items, I get to answer 31 items, 5 of which are 3 points each, a total of minus 15, -15!!! Today, I'm staring at the computer, thinking of something to write sbout, and here I am babbling again.

Hayhayhay.... harhar...